New border wall proposal: Keep Montana’s in or keep us out?

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October 29th, 2017- 10:57am - HRA Headquarters.

The US BWC (Border Wall Committee) met late last week and have come out with the new proposal that has some of us questioning whether they are trying to keep Montana’s out or if Montanan’s are trying to keep us out? This article is from my own experience and research take it as you will.

The strangest thing of the proposal that stood out to me was the slight open area in to Canada which would be around the port of Wildhorse located above the northern Montana City Havre, which I believe it is pronounced just like Brett Favre but with an H. The more digging I did, I found out that the President of the BWC, R. Wayne Nitram, has hunting connections (Local Archery shop in Havre) in the area that had paid him to leave the port open. Why you might ask? I couldn’t tell you but let’s move on to the bigger question… What are they trying to hide in Montana? So I took a trip to good ole Montana and here is what I found.

They are trying to protect us, I commend every Montana resident for their braveness of having to live in such a horrible state. The winters are some of the worst I have ever seen. 15 feet of snow and negative 40-degree weather for 8 months out of the year. The summers are 120 degrees with rattle snakes and bears around every corner. The population is so spread out, I drove for 40 minutes and did not see a single person or car but passed more cows than there are cars in Downtown LA at 5pm, some of them I’m pretty sure were bears. Half of there Walmart’s and McDonalds aren’t even open 24 hours. Every. Single. Person. Waves at you. My hand still has cramps. Everything you eat was barbequed, everything, it got old fast. They are Masters of photo shop, I did not see a single beautiful Mountain, just hills and wheat fields. And cows, so many cows.

In conclusion, I will be voting to keep this border wall proposal in place, It will be best for all of us. If you plan to visit Montana, Don’t. That’s all I have to say.

Written by JAJ Reporter C. L. Nitram
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