Pj McDonald the feeline feeler

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On the 26th of October, local boy Pj McDonald, 15, was caught playing with his cat Henry by his female companion, Francesca Lovell.

Pj has always had a strong relationship with his cat I have been told. When I interviewed him he told me “I love it when Henry sleeps in my bed, I like chewing on his soft fur”. I mean if this doesn’t scream weirdo, I don’t know what does. His girlfriend told me that when she goes to sit down on his bed he pushes her off and screams “HENRY SITS THERE! FUCK OFF!” And starts hissing at her.

Francesca told me that she was the one who phoned us up as it is getting too far. She told me she doesn’t like Henry as he always hisses at when she goes to Pj’s house.

Francesca caught Pj playing with Henry the cats private’s at 6pm on Friday the 26th of october. He said to her “ I got bored waiting for my red dead redemtion 2 to download because my internet is shit, so I thought I’d entertain myself and of course, Henry”.

Pj is now awaiting trial. We don’t know what will happen to him, but I hope he goes down.

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