Local Officer Suspected Of Breaking and Eating

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Local Judsonia officer Lt Joseph Gossett (32) is under investigation for the breaking and eating in the Judsonia residence of Shiela Gossett (58). Lieutenant Gossett being the son of Shiela Gossett knew the entry way of the home and helped him self to her intire stash of donuts, cookies, and a variety of other baked goods in the addition of an entire gallon of milk. When questioned about the break in Cheif Ray Coffman was vocally upset over the matter that the essential good were not distributed amoung the police department. Shiela Gossett has had additional problems in the past of another son. Jerimaih Gossett of also eating snacks from the pantry. Shiela Gossett “If I bought them, I have bought them for me or the grandkids.” Mrs. Gossett is not expecting to press the matter of food so much, but has made it obvious that she would rather her personal bathroom facilities be her own. “I call it MY bathroom for a reason.” When questioned about the matter Lt. Joseph Gossett stated. “The comforts of home are just too much to pass off. Also my mom gets all the good snacks.” More to the story as it unfolds.

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