Democrats stage coup, all republicans to be impeached and arrested.

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After a taking control of the House of Representatives democrats signaled that they will impeach arrest and hang every republican and their families. "We have had enough of their racism and white privilege. We will impeach every republican." Shouted Maxine Waters. "We will put our own into power and give the people the government control of their lives because we know what is best for them. We will hang all republicans we impeach because of their white privilege," she continued. Nancy Pelosi signaled that the first order of business was to acquire funding for a gallows. "We'll need one in the Rotunda and one in the Rose Garden. I have contacted some of my family in the construction business to get them the contracts to build them." We will also take control of every business worth $1,000,000 and govern those businesses to be sure everybody is paid equally after administrative fees have been paid to the government of course." We will also increase taxes across the board to 75. We cannot allow people to keep our resources for themselves." In all democrats project that this will be a more fair government once they have full control of everything. "President? We don't need a president when we have judges," said Elija Cummings. "The president is an expensive figurehead. We don't need that. We'll use the white house to house prominent democrat leaders instead. That's a far better use of that building."

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