The European League committee Has Banned Scottish fans from all International Play

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Just today a large meeting was held behind closed doors in England, which later turned out to be the banning of Scotland from League play. When asked the reason why one official said '' Scotland has always been known for it's bad use of the English Language to the point when entering a Stadium the workers are having a hard time understanding them and with nearly all of them already drunk it just makes it bigger and it slows down everyone trying to get to their seats''. And if there is a problem and a Scotish fan gets upset they let loose with a volley of curse words that no one understands but them . I asked what words are used and he told me a few that he knows. '' Oh sure I can tell you, it's words like a bampot ,a boggin , a fud ,a "woofter" , a spondoolyitis and many many more'' . And he also says that not only are the fans banned so are the players and we have learned not a single Scotish player reached seventh grade in school. So starting next season we will have spotters at every gate checking to see who is coming in. The spotters are all from Brighton where it is known to be the most perfect in speaking the Queens English. So in closing this official asked that all Scots put down their booze ,take off their kilts and release their sheep and go back to school if you ever want to enjoy another Football game, if not then you can go to USA and enjoy their proper ''football''

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