*BREAKING NEWS* TRIMMER IS NOT WHO THEY SAY THEY ARE

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TRIMMER 11u has beating the 1 team in the nation ABA twice this past weekend 26-6 &14-13. The nation was baffled, like who tf is Trimmer?? Where tf they came from?? and How tf they beat ABA like that?? The nation had questions... a lot of em!

All weekend you heard "Trimmer is legit" "Trimmer has been 1 four years str8" "Trimmer beat 8miles" "Trimmer this & Trimmer that", TRIMMER AINT SHIT ...I been doing journalism and covering youth sports for 12 years now and I ain't never heard of no fuckin Trimmer, and they just pop up on the scene and beat the 1 team in the nation...TWICE... BULLSHIT!

After doing research and a thorough investigation, come to find out these country mfers added-on 9 players...9 fuckin players! And they still thinking they won fair and square. Coach Coleman, HC of Trimmer, stated "I got a decent team but there's no way I could have beaten them without add ons, ABA too damn good!"

Keith Shield, a country bunkin from 251, stated "Stop acting like a female. U know damn well whats going on in ATL youth football. Them teams have "MULTIPLE" players traveling over 50miles everyday back forth to practice."

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