"Freddy's Dead" RIP Ga Seminoles 9u

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The Ga Seminoles 9u aka "Dream Killas" dreams of winning their 3rd B2C championship died yesterday losing to the great Tucker Lions 8-0 ...yes you heard correctly, the roughest toughest 9u team in the country got their ass DONUTED.

The Noles (worst stack team ever) fumbled the football 18 times and couldn't move the ball against that Tucker's Defense, lead by 00 and 5. The Noles offense looked like shit, Coach Ike snatched the playbook out OC Ricky Washington's hands in and said "TF you keep calling these booty ass plays for, u can go back to Drek with this bullshit".

After hearing Coach Ricky (Ugly Ricky is what they call him) talk all that shit bout blowouts, running clocks and how they the best team to ever do it, it was quite pleasant for me to watch them eat a bangle.

The look on the Noles parent's faces was worth the price of admission. Brandie Cowan, Noles team mom and ex gangbanger, stated "Them cap ass folks already know if the weather had been slightly different what was gonna happen. And all them lame ass niggas and bitches riding Tucker wave because they can’t beat us or even win they own damn league championship... fuck everybody" .

Tucker AKA "Dream Killas Killer" is the B2C Champions......

Singing that old SuperFly song to myself "Freddy's Dead" ...."That what I said"

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