RICHARD BELIEVES THAT HE IS THE VIDEOGAME MASTER

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Richard Benjamin Drake always wants to prove a point, that he is the best at the videogames. First off, Richard nobody cares that you think you are the "Videogame Master" because you're not, after all you are cheeks at the videogames, thats why you stopped "tryharding'. And not everything is a competition, in fact you choose to trash talk your friends all day for no reason. You just like being rude for no reason and nobody cares, k bubs? We don't care what you think, you aren't the videogame master, and you never will be, thats why you have so many hours on the "hunter classic", because you are the videogame man, you never go outside. Its ok Richard we know that you will never admit that you are cheeks at the videogames, but its ok we all know you are, need a change bubs? Being cocky and starting arguments for no reason against your friends doesn't make you cool, it never has. And the reason that we don't trash talk back at you, is because we don't want to have to deal with a whiney Richard, nobody does, not even your parents thats why you still whine like a baby today, because they didn't raise you, and let you play videogames all the day, k bubs. You won't stop constantly bullying Brian Jacobs with his weight issues, lets not do that bubs k, because some day you are going to catch up to him with all that Canes and Braums that you consume on the daily. One more thing, why do you speedrun home to get strait on the videogames? You usually get on the videogames around 3:20 bubs, AND YOU ARE DISMISSED AT 2:50!!! The car drive is around 20-25 minutes bubs, depends on green lights, but after you get home from school, its Braums, and then strait to the videogames. Doesn't even say hi to his parents, doesn't even shower? No because why, he just goes strait to videogames. You are hooked to the videogames Richard and you know it is true. You always bully your friends that do online school, making fun of them that they only play videogames all the day, but Richard we all know that if you were allowed to do online school, that you would never leave the videogame chair, k bubs.

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