Quick KOVIDCH-19 Anna-l test!

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How often should I be testing? : 4x/day is sufficient.

Here are some feedback from users :

- This is great because it is simple, straightforward, and something we all do anyway.
- Have your friends stick a finger in there too, just to be safe.
- I currently have coronavirus, and I can confirm that this works.
- I tested negative 100 times in a row, and I think I found something out about myself.

Studies have shown that we recognize the smell of blood relatives better [11, 12, 13, 14, 15]. Hence, to increase the sensitivity of the diagnostic test, we propose the following modifications to the Lechattueur et al. [9] protocol: use two groups as test subjects vis., Group A (Control: siblings and parents); Group B (randomized strangers). We hypothesize that using close relatives as Group A would increase the test sensitivity due to the stored neural engrams which, if not detected, would indicate loss of olfactory function typical of severe Covid-19 cases [16, 17, 18, 19, 20].

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