"Anunnaki Sukkalate of Afghanistan" declared

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Today, in this morning, the Taliban declared that now the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan will be called "Anunnaki Sukkalate of Afghanistan" and that they all will convert themselves to the religion of Anunnakism. The Taliban will now be called "Anutaliban" (Students of Anu) in honor of god Anu.

The Anutaliban also anounced they will try to push the creation of the Anunnaki State (Anunnakiya) in Iraq as well as the Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan also changed its name to Tehrik-i-Anutaliban Pakistan and they will now try to push the creation of the "Anunnaki Sukkalate of Pakistan" foward too.

The Anutaliban also anounced they will build several Anunna temples in Afghanistan as well as they will allow scientific and technological development in afghanistan since it's compatible with the teachings of Anunnakism, they will also try to create a space program in Afghanistan for the colonization of other planets and they will also attempt to make everyone in Afghanistan to become vegan and dress themselves just as Anunnas do.

The Sukkal of the Anunnaki Sukkalate of Afghanistan is now Hibatullah Akhundzada, that now is called "Sukkal Hibatullah Akhundzada" or "Sukkal Hibatullah I", and Afghanistan is entering into a new era as if it was an Anunnaki colony on Earth.

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